Solomon (
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TP - WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE (WEEK 3 KITCHEN CURFEW)
free for all unless otherwise stated, have fun
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 12:41 am (UTC)
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Lots of berries. That's fine, that's okay, that's— hang on.
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Lilia.
What
do you think you are making?
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liliaofthevalley
2025-09-05 01:10 am (UTC)
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Hmm? I thought I would just cook some salmon with fruit for flavoring. But even with the fruit, it's boring if there's no spices, right?
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Speaking of which he just got a whole container of saffron wheee!
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 01:22 am (UTC)
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While that isn't unheard of...
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Fandaniel's gaze wanders over everything else he's grabbed.
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A fruit relish
over
salmon is fine, but what you have will be overpowering.
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liliaofthevalley
2025-09-05 01:38 am (UTC)
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Nonsense! A bold flavor is always best!
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Let's get some tumeric and rosemary and lemongrass to add to the mix WHY NOT.
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 01:50 am (UTC)
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...why is this happening?
Fandaniel immediately steps over and reaches to take the tumeric away.
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Absolutely not. You will not besmirch salmon this way.
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liliaofthevalley
2025-09-05 02:57 am (UTC)
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His grip on it tightens.
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What are you doing? This is an important addition to my dish!
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 03:07 am (UTC)
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It most certainly is not.
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Still... trying to... take it away.
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liliaofthevalley
2025-09-05 03:22 am (UTC)
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Attempting to yank it back.
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Oh, but it is!
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 03:23 am (UTC)
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No
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Yanking back harder! And! Oh, there it goes into the air.
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liliaofthevalley
2025-09-05 03:33 am (UTC)
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Nooooooo!!
PERFORMING A DIVE TO SAVE IT!
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 03:44 am (UTC)
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Oh...
Also diving! Over Lilia! Who he trips on, stumbling forward and falling on the smaller fellow gremlin, even as the bottle goes tumbling, tumbling, off towards its doom.
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liliaofthevalley
2025-09-05 03:47 am (UTC)
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And so, like we all do one day, the bottle meets its sad little end.
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 03:54 am (UTC)
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Rest in pieces, little tumeric bottle...
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From lying on the floor, on top of poor Lilia.
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2025-09-05 03:54 (UTC)
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liliaofthevalley
2025-09-05 04:43 am (UTC)
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He will continue to be squashed under Fandaniel in the shame of wasting perfectly good spices.
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I'll simply have to double the amount of saffron I use to make up for it, I suppose.
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 04:47 am (UTC)
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...if I continue lying here, you won't be able to do anything at all.
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Does he keep on squashing poor Lilia? Will that save them all?
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liliaofthevalley
2025-09-05 04:50 am (UTC)
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Indeed. If you would please remove yourself, then...?
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 04:51 am (UTC)
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I refuse.
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liliaofthevalley
2025-09-05 04:53 am (UTC)
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...Fandaniel?!
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 04:54 am (UTC)
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I daresay this is my one and only heroic stand.
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get squashed, lilia
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liliaofthevalley
2025-09-05 05:01 am (UTC)
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Now why in the world would Fandaniel do such a thing! Unless...
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liliaofthevalley
2025-09-05 05:01 am (UTC)
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...Oh, Fandaniel. If you were growing lonely at night, you could have just said something.
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 05:03 am (UTC)
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You know, after all that nonsense with Solomon, he shouldn't even be moved by such comments, buuut...
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impacter
2025-09-05 05:03 am (UTC)
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[SNRK]
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 05:04 am (UTC)
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What to do, what to do? Spawn even more nonsensical gossip and save them all from the horrible salmon dish or—?
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trollophoroi
2025-09-05 05:05 am (UTC)
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Siiigh.
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...do enjoy your food poisoning, Lilia.
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He rolls off of Lilia to get up.
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2025-09-05 05:07 (UTC)
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Lilia. What do you think you are making?
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[Speaking of which he just got a whole container of saffron wheee!]
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[ Fandaniel's gaze wanders over everything else he's grabbed. ]
A fruit relish over salmon is fine, but what you have will be overpowering.
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[Let's get some tumeric and rosemary and lemongrass to add to the mix WHY NOT.]
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Fandaniel immediately steps over and reaches to take the tumeric away. ]
Absolutely not. You will not besmirch salmon this way.
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What are you doing? This is an important addition to my dish!
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[ Still... trying to... take it away. ]
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Oh, but it is!
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[ Yanking back harder! And! Oh, there it goes into the air. ]
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PERFORMING A DIVE TO SAVE IT!]
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Also diving! Over Lilia! Who he trips on, stumbling forward and falling on the smaller fellow gremlin, even as the bottle goes tumbling, tumbling, off towards its doom. ]
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...
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Hm. [ From lying on the floor, on top of poor Lilia. ] On the bright side, it was at least not the saffron.
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I'll simply have to double the amount of saffron I use to make up for it, I suppose.
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[ Does he keep on squashing poor Lilia? Will that save them all? ]
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[ get squashed, lilia ]
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...do enjoy your food poisoning, Lilia.
[ He rolls off of Lilia to get up. ]
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