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Solomon ([personal profile] impacter) wrote2025-09-04 05:43 pm

TP - WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE (WEEK 3 KITCHEN CURFEW)



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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2025-09-05 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't stop him, though? The simple little dessert he made last time was fine? What is he even grabbing? ]
liliaofthevalley: ([Smile] for a home to)

[personal profile] liliaofthevalley 2025-09-05 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Lots of berries, for one - acai berries, goji berries, blueberries, raspberries, strawberries...

Also, salmon fillet! And kale, and d...ragonfruit? And bittermelon and
are those ghost peppers-]
trollophoroi: (pic#18017991)

[personal profile] trollophoroi 2025-09-05 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lots of berries. That's fine, that's okay, that's— hang on. ]

Lilia. What do you think you are making?
liliaofthevalley: ([Smile] he walks on.)

[personal profile] liliaofthevalley 2025-09-05 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm? I thought I would just cook some salmon with fruit for flavoring. But even with the fruit, it's boring if there's no spices, right?

[Speaking of which he just got a whole container of saffron wheee!]
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2025-09-05 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
While that isn't unheard of...

[ Fandaniel's gaze wanders over everything else he's grabbed. ]

A fruit relish over salmon is fine, but what you have will be overpowering.
liliaofthevalley: ([Smile] long journey)

[personal profile] liliaofthevalley 2025-09-05 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nonsense! A bold flavor is always best!

[Let's get some tumeric and rosemary and lemongrass to add to the mix WHY NOT.]
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2025-09-05 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...why is this happening?

Fandaniel immediately steps over and reaches to take the tumeric away.
]

Absolutely not. You will not besmirch salmon this way.
liliaofthevalley: ([Hmph] corner of this)

[personal profile] liliaofthevalley 2025-09-05 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[His grip on it tightens.]

What are you doing? This is an important addition to my dish!
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2025-09-05 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
It most certainly is not.

[ Still... trying to... take it away. ]
liliaofthevalley: ([Hmph] nurture your forest)

[personal profile] liliaofthevalley 2025-09-05 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Attempting to yank it back.]

Oh, but it is!
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2025-09-05 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
No, it is not!

[ Yanking back harder! And! Oh, there it goes into the air. ]
liliaofthevalley: ([Surprise] Anything that dares)

[personal profile] liliaofthevalley 2025-09-05 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Nooooooo!!

PERFORMING A DIVE TO SAVE IT!
]
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2025-09-05 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh...

Also diving! Over Lilia! Who he trips on, stumbling forward and falling on the smaller fellow gremlin, even as the bottle goes tumbling, tumbling, off towards its doom.
]
liliaofthevalley: ([Down] Adieu)

[personal profile] liliaofthevalley 2025-09-05 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[And so, like we all do one day, the bottle meets its sad little end.]

...
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[personal profile] trollophoroi 2025-09-05 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Rest in pieces, little tumeric bottle... ]

Hm. [ From lying on the floor, on top of poor Lilia. ] On the bright side, it was at least not the saffron.
Edited 2025-09-05 03:54 (UTC)
liliaofthevalley: ([Sigh] when you're tired)

[personal profile] liliaofthevalley 2025-09-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[He will continue to be squashed under Fandaniel in the shame of wasting perfectly good spices.]

I'll simply have to double the amount of saffron I use to make up for it, I suppose.
trollophoroi: (pic#18017989)

[personal profile] trollophoroi 2025-09-05 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
...if I continue lying here, you won't be able to do anything at all.

[ Does he keep on squashing poor Lilia? Will that save them all? ]
liliaofthevalley: ([Sigh] "Goodbye")

[personal profile] liliaofthevalley 2025-09-05 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed. If you would please remove yourself, then...?
trollophoroi: (065;)

[personal profile] trollophoroi 2025-09-05 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I daresay this is my one and only heroic stand.

[ get squashed, lilia ]
liliaofthevalley: ([Surprise] Reflected on the water)

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[personal profile] liliaofthevalley 2025-09-05 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Now why in the world would Fandaniel do such a thing! Unless...]
liliaofthevalley: ([Soft] blowing; dancing wind)

[personal profile] liliaofthevalley 2025-09-05 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh, Fandaniel. If you were growing lonely at night, you could have just said something.
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[ You know, after all that nonsense with Solomon, he shouldn't even be moved by such comments, buuut... ]

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