TP - WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE (WEEK 3 KITCHEN CURFEW)

[impacter]

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[trollophoroi]

[ He doesn't stop him, though? The simple little dessert he made last time was fine? What is he even grabbing? ]

[liliaofthevalley]

[Lots of berries, for one - acai berries, goji berries, blueberries, raspberries, strawberries...

Also, salmon fillet! And kale, and d...ragonfruit? And bittermelon and are those ghost peppers-]

[trollophoroi]

[ Lots of berries. That's fine, that's okay, that's— hang on. ]

Lilia. What do you think you are making?

[liliaofthevalley]

Hmm? I thought I would just cook some salmon with fruit for flavoring. But even with the fruit, it's boring if there's no spices, right?

[Speaking of which he just got a whole container of saffron wheee!]

[trollophoroi]

While that isn't unheard of...

[ Fandaniel's gaze wanders over everything else he's grabbed. ]

A fruit relish over salmon is fine, but what you have will be overpowering.

[liliaofthevalley]

Nonsense! A bold flavor is always best!

[Let's get some tumeric and rosemary and lemongrass to add to the mix WHY NOT.]

[trollophoroi]

[ ...why is this happening?

Fandaniel immediately steps over and reaches to take the tumeric away. ]

Absolutely not. You will not besmirch salmon this way.

[liliaofthevalley]

[His grip on it tightens.]

What are you doing? This is an important addition to my dish!

[trollophoroi]

It most certainly is not.

[ Still... trying to... take it away. ]

[liliaofthevalley]

[Attempting to yank it back.]

Oh, but it is!

[trollophoroi]

No, it is not!

[ Yanking back harder! And! Oh, there it goes into the air. ]

[liliaofthevalley]

[Nooooooo!!

PERFORMING A DIVE TO SAVE IT!]

[trollophoroi]

[ Oh...

Also diving! Over Lilia! Who he trips on, stumbling forward and falling on the smaller fellow gremlin, even as the bottle goes tumbling, tumbling, off towards its doom. ]

[liliaofthevalley]

[And so, like we all do one day, the bottle meets its sad little end.]

...

[trollophoroi]

[ Rest in pieces, little tumeric bottle... ]

Hm. [ From lying on the floor, on top of poor Lilia. ] On the bright side, it was at least not the saffron.

[liliaofthevalley]

[He will continue to be squashed under Fandaniel in the shame of wasting perfectly good spices.]

I'll simply have to double the amount of saffron I use to make up for it, I suppose.

[trollophoroi]

...if I continue lying here, you won't be able to do anything at all.

[ Does he keep on squashing poor Lilia? Will that save them all? ]

[liliaofthevalley]

Indeed. If you would please remove yourself, then...?

[trollophoroi]

I refuse.

[liliaofthevalley]

...Fandaniel?!

[trollophoroi]

I daresay this is my one and only heroic stand.

[ get squashed, lilia ]

1/2

[liliaofthevalley]

[Now why in the world would Fandaniel do such a thing! Unless...]

[liliaofthevalley]

...Oh, Fandaniel. If you were growing lonely at night, you could have just said something.

1/3

[trollophoroi]

[ You know, after all that nonsense with Solomon, he shouldn't even be moved by such comments, buuut... ]

[impacter]

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